Waffle House Mojo!
Did you know that there is now a Waffle House kiosk in Turner Field?
That was 13 games ago.
They Braves haven't lost since! They are 13-0 with a Waffle House in the building.
Which only means one thing...
The Waffle House is HOT. Given that this is the case, here's a top 10 list of other uses of good WH mojo.
1.) Put one in Kyle Field. Like... NOW!
2.) Take your next first date to Waffle House. You think I'm crazy, but she could be the one!
3.) Before you get your PowerBall tickets, make sure you get it smothered, covered, and topped with some love.
4.) Who's to argue with some of Bert's Chili on your suit before that big interview?
5.) Carb loading before a marathon!! Waffle... Hash Browns... PR baby.
6.) Prospect meeting before the big contract negotiation (now, to be realistic, I've had pre-sales call strategy meetings at truck stop diners before, so this isn't terribly far fetched)
7.) Did they announce layoffs at your company, take your boss out and play a Waffle song on the jukebox.
8.) I would say before that dreaded doctors' visit, but only if they're not checking your cholesterol.
9.) As many times as you can if you're a fan of Johnny Manziel (maybe I should start)
10.) Definitely before a marriage proposal, but please make sure you clean the grease off the ring first (or is that the lucky part???)
I know these are far fetched, but a team that couldn't hit a baseball a month ago has just won 13 straight and is killin' it in the National League. I say, don't mess with what works :-)
Give me some smothered, covered, topped, and blubbered.
That was 13 games ago.
They Braves haven't lost since! They are 13-0 with a Waffle House in the building.
Which only means one thing...
The Waffle House is HOT. Given that this is the case, here's a top 10 list of other uses of good WH mojo.
1.) Put one in Kyle Field. Like... NOW!
2.) Take your next first date to Waffle House. You think I'm crazy, but she could be the one!
4.) Who's to argue with some of Bert's Chili on your suit before that big interview?
5.) Carb loading before a marathon!! Waffle... Hash Browns... PR baby.
6.) Prospect meeting before the big contract negotiation (now, to be realistic, I've had pre-sales call strategy meetings at truck stop diners before, so this isn't terribly far fetched)
7.) Did they announce layoffs at your company, take your boss out and play a Waffle song on the jukebox.
8.) I would say before that dreaded doctors' visit, but only if they're not checking your cholesterol.
9.) As many times as you can if you're a fan of Johnny Manziel (maybe I should start)
10.) Definitely before a marriage proposal, but please make sure you clean the grease off the ring first (or is that the lucky part???)
I know these are far fetched, but a team that couldn't hit a baseball a month ago has just won 13 straight and is killin' it in the National League. I say, don't mess with what works :-)
Give me some smothered, covered, topped, and blubbered.
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