And now, the Mayans

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Tomorrow will mark another day in the history of the world where someone predicted the end of the world...

A bunch of people got worked up...

And...

Nothing happened.

The Mayans got us worked up a little with their little calendar trick... of course our calendars go defunct every year so it's time for them to feel what we all feel and pony up for a Cow Calendar.  Heck, it pays for itself, assuming you like Chicken.

But seriously, if I were to bet on anyone's prediction on the end of the world, I probably wouldn't.

I mean, Jesus said that when it comes no one will be looking for it.  It will be a shocker.

The Mayans predicted the date.

Jesus rose from the dead, was seen after the fact, and the people that wrote about it could have had it disproven but no one could.

The Mayans were conquered by the Spanish and their culture has been defunct for almost 400 years.

No offense... I'm going with the guy that beat death.

If I see one of y'all, I'll gladly buy you a Cow Calendar.

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